February 2011
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One (Ahem...Two) Hundred Word Story #11: Dean
“You kids quit throwing rocks! Get down here, I wanna talk to you!”, the man angrily bellowed. “Fuck,” Dean thought. Paul and Earl had been so positive no one was swimming down below the bridge; he bet they didn’t even check. “Idiots.” “Let’s run!” Paul rasped, “He’s all the way down there.” Earl nodded eagerly. Of course Earl wanted to run. Earl always wanted to run. “Yeah, retards? What if...
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Do Nothing for 2 Minutes →
dinosaurparty: What a terrifying exercise in meditation.  (h/t i like you like you)
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"Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no...
~Jodi Picoult
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“The advice I like to give to young artists, or really anybody, is not to wait...”
– Chuck Close via louobedlam (via hydeordie)
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A True Story, From My Understandably Irate...
CLAY!  You could have burned the house down! You understand that, right?! Jeezus, there is smoke everywhere! I literally have no idea how you didn’t see this! And the smell! Well, you’re dang well not playing that Nintendo after school anymore. I am just…flabbergasted. It smells like burning plastic, how did you not notice that? You can’t just run in here, preheat the oven,...
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LA Versus NY →
laversusny: Hi there! We’re Sarah and Clay! She lives in New York City and he lives in Los Angeles, which makes for just about the longest-distance relationship two young, continental Americans can attempt. While each of us appreciates both LA and NY, we also spend a considerable amount of time bragging about the great stuff we want to show the other person in our respective cities.  Rather...
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One Hundred Word Story #10: Tuesday
“…and deliver us from evil. Amen.” Tuesday opened her eyes tentatively. The ashen sky still mocked her with it’s unchanging face, as it had since the bombs ignited.  “I gave you a year,” she thought bitterly.  That’s ok…she just hadn’t found the right one yet. The desolate building echoed her steps as she approached the stacks of books.  She tossed the bible...
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Operation Pothole aims to plug 15,000 potholes... →
tumblangeles: And you thought normal traffic was bad. Call 311 to report a pothole. Maybe they’ll actually fix it. -suburbanmike Succor at last!  Thank god I don’t have to drive anywhere this weekend, though.
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Rap Excerpts As Winnie-the-Pooh Lines
Here’s a fun work game.  Easily convert rap lyrics into things Winnie-the-Pooh would say, following only these rules: 1. Fix any grammar issues. 2. Change “money” to “honey” 3. Change derogatory terms to “friends”. 4. Add in “Oh bother” somewhere. After you find a good one, contextualize it. (For full effect, please read aloud in your best...
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“It’s crazy, you know. I was supposed to play Batman in Batman Returns,...”
– Excerpt from 2/365
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“This guy’s walking down a street, when he falls in a hole. The walls are so...”
– -Aaron Sorkin (Episode #32, The West Wing) via realrealsoft “friendship” (via hipsterdiet)
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