This summer I went swimming,
This summer I might have drowned
But I held my breath and I kicked my feet
And I moved my arms around, I moved my arms around.
The Swimming Song, Loudon Wainwright III
SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER!!!
Love Machine, The Miracles
Todd says it’s Motown Day, so this DEFINITELY gets a post!
She Loves Everybody, Chester French
This video has been winning me over by inches for the past week or so. I’ll watch it, put it away for a few days, and then come back for another appraisal. I think I dig it, even if I get the feeling that I’ve seen this same idea somewhere else?
“I’m the reason the hood need a dental plan”
Clipse Ft. Kanye - Kinda Like a Big Deal
53:47 of chronological Michael Jackson hits. The perfect refresher course for the upcoming week or so.

WOW.
Update: http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/130029507/here-is-the-original-un-photoshopped-photo-a
Ok, so apparently this was photoshopped. BUT, in the original image, she’s giving him a thumbs up, which is apparently a middle eastern insult akin to “the finger”, to begin with. I can’t think of a time when I saw a photoshopped image on the internet, where the alteration was actually intended to bolster the meaning of the image. In college, I could have written five pages about this, I bet.
So, my “WOW” still stands.
Hell Yeah! Do you understand how dangerous this small action is? Bad ass!
asie:pejmanpejman:treee:thirsties: badass flips off ahmadinejad
OH YES SHE DID
“Can you use the word in a sentence?”
“Yes. The basilisk cast it’s piercing stare on the adventuring party, instantly petrifying the would-be heroes.”
“May I have the language of origin?”
“Elven.”
“Basilisk. B-A-S-I-L-L-I-S-K. Basilisk.”
“I’m sorry, Torsten, but that is incorrect. The correct spelling is B-A-S-I-L-I-S-K.”
The other children scampered as the massive basilisk materialized from the sudden, green flash of flame and sulfer. Torsten winced and ducked behind his shield, just as the noxious eyes landed on him.
“Stupid, fey spelling bee.”

GUESTBREAKER: You ONLY Watch The Colbert Report
I agree with you, Stephen Colbert is hilarious. And yes, the April 6th, 2006 episode of The Colbert Report was a masterpiece of timely satire. In 2006. I can’t believe you still have it on your Tivo. Or that we’ve watched it four times this week, along with the December 17th, 2005, September 28th, 2007, and all the Indecision 2008 episodes. Or that you launched into an irate, twenty minute lecture about how I don’t get satire when I suggested deleting a couple to make room for Breaking Bad. Anyway, in all truthiness, I’m not expecting a Colbert Bump from the glasses you bought me, nor am I going to shave my head in solidarity, so I guess that brings us to tonight’s Word: Leave.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Clay Larsen.
Jay-Z - D.O.A. (Death of Autotune) + 99 Problems (Wallpaper Remix)
“I got 99 problems but my pitch ain’t one.” Ballsy, Wallpaper.